When I was a lad, my father
took aim at a pigeon on our roof with his trusty BB gun. He fired and the
pigeon came crashing down. He hit the poor thing right between the eyes. We few
kids standing around, having just witnessed the fowl event, were all speechless. All
my father was trying to do was to scare it away to keep it from shitting and
nesting and doing whatever pigeons do on people’s roofs.
That old BB gun, a rifle
really, shot copper BBs. I recall coming across it down in my aunt’s basement a
few years back. One particular day I began wondering if it was still down
there. It wasn’t. So I sent out a group text to my siblings asking if any of
them might have it in their possession. I got the usual snide, mocking
comments. No one had any idea where it might have gone. All I hoped was to
enjoy using it again for some target practice.
Undeterred, I’m resolved to
make a more thorough search of the basement…
In the meantime, my energies
are focused on trying to build a shed. Now this project had been in my head for
at least ten years. Recently, though, I was able to access four huge, sturdy shipping
crates. They were free for the hauling and this find lit a shed-building fire beneath
me.
After cleaning up an existing
concrete slab I set these tall crates on end, side-by-side, two on each end,
about ten feet apart. I set them up on cinder blocks, which made them seven
feet tall, and together they were about eight feet wide. I had lots of lumber
and plywood around that was scavenged over the years. So a rough plan began
taking shape in my mind to cobble together this shed as best I could — and, of
course, to do it as cheaply as possible. (Another factor in my mind was
avoiding the buying of materials so as to eliminate the stupidity of
mask-wearing in order to procure them.)
When I wasn’t trying to do shed
calculations, my mind would sort of naturally return to more exotic thoughts,
thoughts of sailing away to the South Sea Islands in the Pacific Ocean (the Kingdom-Island of Tonga in particular). Surely the remoteness
there would be a welcome refuge from the techno-demonic, socio-political shit-show
going on since President Trump made his tactical retreat last January.
And yet such thoughts would
predictably come crashing up against counter-thoughts of wife and family and
wondering if and how they might figure-in to my get-away plan. In my opinion it
is healthy to entertain a desire for peace and quiet, solitude and serenity —
however that desire arises and whatever form it takes.
A few weeks ago my old
woodworking job came back to me when the apprentice slot opened back up again.
This coincided with my determination to embrace Anna von Rietziger’s American
National repatriation plan that had recently been streamlined. And so I was back
doing some woodworking with my friend, taking care of my elderly aunt a few
days a week, and entertaining the usual exotic fantasies…and then some.
I had just sold my '80 MGB
and had a few extra bucks to do some projects, like shed-building. And in a
whirlwind I also decided to get my teeth in-order. This meant a trek westward
to Cumberland, Maryland, to a new dentist, a “biological dentist.” And since I was
going that way, I decided to keep going a bit further to Somerset, Pennsylvania.
There were maintenance chores to be done up there.
So you see, there are lots of
weird tasks percolating; a huge amalgam of thoughts, aspirations, pursuits,
dreams and visions, are all coalescing together as Spring begins warming-up the
air. Yes, I will be up in Somerset, PA
to do some maintenance on the old family house there. And I've kept in touch
with a local lass who helped inspire my last book. Part of the impetus of going
there is to spend a little time getting to know her. And, lest any readers
impute some dark, lustful motive to this seeming bit of deviltry, I will simply
say in my defense that I like this woman, she likes me, and we’re up for some
friendship, whether it’s an “emotional affair” or otherwise; either is
dangerous, but then, I’ve always flirted with danger.
Whatever complications may
arise from it, friendship is always worthwhile in my book (especially when some
long-time “friends” had recently turned their backs on me for no real reason I
was able to figure, other than they just didn’t seem to like me anymore).
So life's good, in spite of
welchers, wampum woes, and the witless, jay-walking, mask-wearing Puddleglums all
over the place these days.
In a few hours I meet again
with my new ozone therapy medical doctor whose intriguing interests have
taken him beyond kinesiology. We'll see where his skills may take me. All I know is that I am loving the
warmer weather as I emerge from the same ol’-same ol’ winter doldrums.
Yes, everything seems like “crabs
and crumpets”, “fricasseed frogs and eel pie” — colorful phrases borrowed from
my reading of The Chronicles of Narnia by C.S. Lewis, a thick, lovely
adventure book.
Consequently, I’ll search for
that old BB gun, get that shed built, whip this old body into shape, and engage
in fix-up work, while fiddling away within some old and some new dreams,
visions, and fantasies, all of which are worthwhile and stimulating. Pioneering
and exploring is what I love best, all of which comes under the heading “Weird
Task Ministry.”
And this reminds me: interspersed
among all of the above was my drafting (this week) of an appeal for my cousin
Pat’s latest piece of legal bad luck, wherein he inadvertently passed a standing
school bus and was hit by a $450 fine and a proposed, 60-day suspension of his
driver’s license. I shot up to Somerset to file that appeal in another
blitzkrieg mission of mercy.
So, if the mule don’t die and
the crick don’t freeze, maybe a few things will get done around here (and
elsewhere), in between slogging along in that same old rut.
I need dreams, don’t I? Don’t we all!
In the final analysis we human
beans are creatures of “doing and being,” or as Miss Connie used to say on that
old TV show, Romper Room — we should all strive to be good “Do-Bees.” Agreed!